Research by Andrew K Fletcher
If You Didn't Make Your Bed Inclined, Then Don't Lie In It!
You Made Your Bed Now Lie In It!
But the chances are that you didn't make your bed, in fact someone with zero scientific understanding of human physiology and circulation made your bed flat without questioning whether it was safe to do so, despite all of the literature in medical journals painting a disturbing picture of how simply sleeping flat causes our body to degenerate and the longer we sleep flat the faster the body ages, in fact bed-rest according to NASA ages our body 10 times faster and resembles the same degenerating effects that floating in space causes in astronauts. Make one's bed and lie in it, but are you Inclined to Sleep Inclined?
If You Didn't Make Your Bed Inclined, You Most Certainly Don't Have To Lie In It!